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  • grandson: granddad what were jokes like when you were my age
  • me: well, something like this
  • me: why did the hipster white girl drink her pumpkin spice latte too soon and burn the roof of her mouth?
  • me: because she drank it before it was cool
  • grandson:
  • grandson: granddad, that
  • grandson: that sounds boring as hell

axentwear:

Pre-order your very own pair of Axent Wear cat ear headphones on our indiegogo! http://igg.me/at/AxentWear/x/7458195

A special shout out to our lovely models: Erica, Nicole, Stella, and Colin! Not only do they look awesome with Axent Wear headphones, but they are all highly intelligent UCBerkeley graduates and Ph.D students. As a matter of fact, the entire Axent Wear team is composed of only Berkeley grads and Ph.D students, including our talented photographers, Helen and Daniel.

When not working on headphones, our team members are busy with their research and studies ranging from art, mechanical engineering, political economy, computer science, architecture and curing cancer! We are very lucky to have such a diverse and talented team come together for this fun project. We will all work hard to bring you the best cat ear headphones!

Thank you all for the constant love and support!

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seriousjones:

*holds the door open in a selfless gesture to display my heightened respect for women*

*gets furiously angry at any girl who doesn’t thank me*

gabe-the-fallen-angel:

hungoverandhard-up:

robynjaja:

This is one of the most adorable comics I’ve ever read

I’ve been waiting for this to pop back up on my dashboard.. we are way too hard on ourselves.

Ah fruits basket

(Source: dutchster, via babygirl1994-fan)

durkin62:

We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here. 

durkin62:

We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here. 

(Source: cartoonpolitics, via sofislager)

haleighbaleighbee:

fashioninfographics:

How many times can you wear it between washes?
Via

Huh. I think this is the most important thing I’ve ever reblogged.

haleighbaleighbee:

fashioninfographics:

How many times can you wear it between washes?

Via

Huh. I think this is the most important thing I’ve ever reblogged.

(via sofislager)

  • Person: So what's your favorite song
  • Me:
  • Person:
  • Me: No, it's not like that
  • Me: You have to narrow it down or something
  • Person: No like all time favorite song
  • Me:
  • Person:
  • Me: You don't understand

the-best-of-funny:

egberts:

egberts:

i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again

everyone thought i deleted this blog, the blog i posted this on, the blog that is currently still active….

X

the-best-of-funny:

egberts:

egberts:

i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again

everyone thought i deleted this blog, the blog i posted this on, the blog that is currently still active….

X

  • Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
  • Me: Oh ok cool
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

hornetaur:

megumiaino:

anime is gross

WTF??? Recon Corps, get your 3D Maneuver Gear!!! Kill La Killers, get your Senketsus!!!! Bleaches get your Bankai!!! Dangan Ronpas, get your teddy bears!! Sword Art Online players, get your disposable female characters

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jackedoff:

loopsnion:

jackedoff:

k is my least favorite response 

if u k me i will shove that k up ur butt

k

image

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tatehorror:

A moment of silence for all the funny text posts that nobody’s seen because the person that posted them wasn’t tumblr famous

(via levis-sweet-buttcheeks)

ryanjjohn:

Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”

(via levis-sweet-buttcheeks)

jesusiswhatthisworldneeds:

deadlyincantations:

darnni:

I really want to read my book but I also want to watch 87 hours of Netflix and travel the world and and kiss someone I like and sleep for most of the day… And also I have a lot of homework

this is literally my life

SO ACCURATE.

(Source: spoopydarnni, via levis-sweet-buttcheeks)